Friday, October 23, 2015

Two Weeks in Mbengwi and the World's Your Oyster

Countries are not nations, nations are not states. I’m feeling more and more lucky to be in “Africa in Miniature”, especially as someone who had previously never been or wanted to go to Africa, as it really lives up to its name. The regions of this country are diverse beyond belief and the cultures stand in sharp contrast to each other. Though the state is Cameroon, the nations change from village to village and the countries change from region to region. There is no typical Cameroonian landscape and there are not typical Cameroonian people. Nothing taught me more about this than the recent two week trip we took to Mbengwi.

After what I could only describe as a “cultural field day” where we used our French in different pretend scenarios, my fellow Anglophone volunteers and I loaded our stuff onto a junky bus and began a two day voyage to the Northwest. For two weeks we would be training at a fish farming station in the village of Ku, located in the small city of Mbengwi. The trip was long and cramped but the wind in my face made it all worth it. Sweet white Jesus do I miss fans.

After what felt like 20 gendarme road blocks, being desperately hounded to buy oranges and bananas at each one, and our bus hitting a moto, we reached our hotel for the evening. It had hot water. I wish I could tell you more about it but all memories of the evening have been superseded by the shower I took. Also the only thing I can remember about the shower is that it was hot. The tears of joy streaming down my face were washed away by the liquid warmth. I drank some beer, watched some Vikings, and went to bed.

We loaded back up, drove for three hours, and arrived at the frat house where we would be staying. We were greeted by an amazing PCV who became our facilitator during our stay there. We drank the white mimbo (palm wine), ate dinner, and passed out. The next day we woke up, got shifted into groups, and started all our farm chores: gardens, fish, and pigs. The station itself is pretty cool, it was started by the Cameroonian government and the Peace Corps in the 70s to produce fingerlings to sell to farmers and act as a training environment for local farmers to learn about fish farming, animal husbandry, and farming techniques. It’s in pretty bad shape now but that just made for more intensive training. The system they have going now is anything but integrated; the pig shit goes in the pond for nutrients and that’s about it. We all developed plans for improving the system at the end of our stay.

The garden I made was bomb, all of ours were. Starting from overgrown fields of weeds and hacking them down with machetes we made beautiful beds for cowpeas and sweet potatoes (I hate sweet potatoes but whatever). The fish were easy to feed but were the worst of the chores due to the shaping and dredging of an old fish pond. Pigs were the easiest and the most fun.

More about the Northwest though. The temperature is so much better due to elevation, the mountain scenery is beautiful, English (if you want to call it that) is spoken, and the people are incredibly friendly. You do have to deal with kids trailing behind you singing “whiteman whiteman whiteman” but I got used to it after a while. I’d rather be called whiteman any day over “le blanche”. The people of the South are so stoic, it’s hard to find a smile shot your way, but everyone loves greeting each other in the Northwest. The disposition is the main difference. Our groundskeeper was a real amazing person, and the mama that was our landlady was one of the most animated people I have ever met. She taught me a lot of Meta, the local language and the name of the tribe in the area. The place I’ll be living for the next two years is extremely close by and populated by the same people so I was happy to learn all that I could. It was difficult to come back to the South after the amazing time we had. I know my host family was happy to see me but I can’t wait to move out, end this training, and start working and living in a place of my own.

We met plenty of other volunteers in the Northwest, a real good group of people. My post mate is a great dude and got me excited for what’s to come, even told me a bit about the house I’ll be staying in. I’ll be living in the palm wine capital of the world, for better or for worse, and every 8th day we host the second largest market in the Northwest. We all took a hike up a pretty sizeable mountain. I took plenty of pictures but Nikon is a foolish company and has their own micro-micro USB cords so I can’t transfer them to my computer. So that sucks for you guys because the scenery was fantastic.

The second week culminated with a pig roast. I killed the pig. By kill the pig I mean I punctured its throat with a dull machete and then an old-timer took the blade from me and started sawing at its aorta. It was pretty brutal but I’m glad I got to experience it since I eat so much pork. The process could have been a lot cleaner and a lot quicker. The machismo in this country is palpable and everybody thinks his way is the best. The slaughter has to be drawn out so everyone gets the chance to show how badass and skillful they are. I just wanted it over as fast as possible, it took a while to bleed out and die. Then the real work started.

We shaved him with boiling water and dull knives, hauled him up to the house in a wheel barrel and rubbed him down with salt. The next morning was hell on earth with the size of the fire we made. We made a makeshift oven of cinderblocks and corrugated metal and slow roasted him until the meat was falling off the bone. We had all of our trainers and new friends over for dinner and damn was it good. His Royal Highness the Fon of Ku even showed up.

We met the Fon three times during the course of our stay which I guess is testament to how much he enjoyed our company. The first time was during the International Day of the Girl Child, we had an introduction ceremony, drank mimbo, and sat in awkwardness for a bit before seeing the traditional dancing that was planned for that afternoon. Three days later he came to our house for dinner, complete with more mimbo and more awkwardness. He was pretty relaxed by the time of the pig roast so it was a much more casual affair. I don’t mean to depict the Fon as a strange dude; there is just a lot of pomp and tradition surrounding him. Never turn your back to him, wait until he’s seated then clap three times before sitting down, politely avert your eyes, and never cross your legs. All in all he was friendly; a student of history and an Arsenal man who likes to play table tennis. It was good to share a table with royalty.

We left the day after the roast, stayed at a less nice hotel that didn’t have hot water (but did have a fan), and made the long trip back to the jungles of the South were we’ve been for a week now. I’m back to speaking French and getting sick of training, but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel and boy does it look good. I write this during my lunch break; about to go to French class and then weed my garden so the Ambassador will have something pretty to look at when he comes to check on our progress on Sunday. He’s curious as to our thoughts on how technology is affecting Cameroon and probably to brief us a bit on the troops that were just sent to help with Boko Haram in the North. That will be great, I like the Ambassador, he’s a good guy, but it would also be nice to have a day off. Oh well, this is Africa.

I’m sorry about the no pictures. I’ll find a way to get around that. But thanks so much for reading! I’ll try and post more regularly. Everyone is missed, all my love.

PS: I’ve gone from speaking no French to being placed in the Intermediate High category. That’s some pretty cool news to report but I don’t know where I would have fit it in to this post. Too bad I’m going to lose it all again when I get to the Northwest.


1 comment:

  1. AH-MAZING POST DEAR NEPHEW!

    Thank you so very much for sharing this (your) experience with us. I got to see some of the photo's when your Mom forwarded them to us. Gorgeous countryside and the mountain scenery is indeed beautiful! Have you encountered any wildlife? Lions, Giraffes, Elephants??? Please be careful, we don't want another incident like the one you had with the Grizzly Bear in Montana for goodness sake!

    I'm so glad for you that training is almost over! I'm also pleased to hear that you are excited to be posted in the Northwest. I watched some Youtube videos that other Peace Corps volunteers posted. I wanted to get a sense of what it will be like for you to be at your post, and have your own place to live. We are waiting for your Mom to give us an address so we can send some care packages your way. PLEASE let your Mom and Dad know what you need/want when you talk to them on Sunday.

    I went and had a sandwich at Jimmy John's with Colin last week and he just beams with pride when talking about his big brother. It goes without saying how VERY PROUD I am of you!!! I mean not only learning French, but being placed in that High category! WOW!!! Your Dad was beaming over that one :-)

    I love you. Take care!

    Love, Aunt Karen

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